Guys always need better toys to play. Somehow, we are surrounded by a horde of gadgets that are more strange than practical. I have compiled a list of top 20 weird gadgets, which I found really weird. Here you go...

1. Honda’s Ultimate Sex Robot

Possibly, if somehow we hammer in the ’sex-impulses’ in these machines, they might become redundant for us and we would find them doing the job all day long. Following the human anatomy, this robot has four expandable penis, vagina of various sizes, and nipple tweakers too. This weird form will go for production in 2009.

2. Spray-on condom: safe sex in a can

The strange device will endow you with a condom in a variety of strengths and colors in just five seconds and moreover, it will be tailored to fit in yours. It is anticipated to be on the shelves in 2008.

3. Syringe USB Drive

There are many gimmicky USB drives in the market, but this one is the utmost. A pint-sized USB drive in Syringe shape with transparent casing looks very ridicules to me. I would take this as a fiesta gift if I had a junkie mate.

4. USB Hub Turned Monster

Now, this is really a tacky way of protecting your children and USB gadget from each other. The six-legged creature, from Instructables, with the ability to hook up USB devices with any or all of its vastly flexible branches that really gives a monster look may endow you with a solution.

5. Rubik Cube Mp3 Player is puzzling

Rubik Cube Mp3 Player has been blessed with the looks of a Rubik`s cube puzzle that you need to solve in order to operate the player. Each layer you solve will have a different function for you like play, pause, forward or back. Moreover, the most tiring part is to switch off the player as you have to complete the puzzle in order to do. I don’t think this is a great idea. No one will sit for hours wasting his time solving this puzzle to listen to a single track.

6. Smoke Sucker Ashtray

Sometimes smoke rising from your cigarette may trouble a person sitting next to you. The USB smoke sucker ashtray will be a great relief for him as it is a car shaped fancy ashtray. This USB powered device has a fan inside it to suck the smoke emitted by your cigarette and filter it through a carbon filter. Still, not such a bad choice for $5.

7. Sweet cake PC

Priced at €100, this cake computer was shown at the Cebit 2007. Amazingly it sports Windows Vista as well as old Windows XP. But, how the hell it works? I mean...how?

8. Mating Robots

The basic idea behind creating these sexed robots is to make these machines more intelligent so that they can understand their partners and interact with them in a better way. Check out the video of the autonomous sexed robots to see how they handle their nylon genital organs.

9. FuckBag: Feminine Napkin for External Sexual Intercourse

A feminine napkin that allows that permits external sexual intercourse. A round bag is attached to the front side of the napkin. The bag is in the size and shape of the vagina to give the husband the same sexual feelings. The round bag has an opening and rings, windings and protrusions, as well as a suitable cream.

I would rather call it a FuckBag.

10. Ear Wax Camera/Cleaner

The device named King’s Idea features a camera/light at the one end and a viewer at the other end to take a proper look at the ear-wax. Sounds funny!

11. Rapex: A Womanly Condom-like Anti-rape Device

You might have heard about a number of anti-rape devices perfumes, lipsticks, anti-rape belts etc. Now, a new condom like device dubbed Rapex (we have talked about it earlier too) might help the fairer sex in those tough situations. The Rapex has fish-like teeth that could injure the head and the shaft of the penis and that would give the assaulted women a chance to flee from the place. The news in the air is that Rapex will soon be patented. The anti-rape Rapex will be mass-produced in China next month for maintaining the lower costs.

12. Boobs Radio

Now what do we have to say about this boobs radio- it simply rocks! Check out all those freaks that are a bit inclined towards the upper half, you know what I mean. It’s a battery driven radio with AM/FM and incorporates the rubber feel nipples for tuning & volume control.

13. Computer Controlled Coffee Roaster

This Crazy Computer controlled coffee roaster has been developed by Matthew Williams. The machine is also as strange as its name. The basic PID of the device is a Fuji PXR4 that can be used with a laptop or a computer via a USB port. Quite a hilarious yet techie way of getting great cup of coffee on a cool and breezy winter morning.

14. Musical Condom!

Thanks to an Ukrainian scientist who invented the musical condom. A baby loudspeaker and motion sensor entrenched in condom’s upper puff produces an array of musical tones during the course of love-making. And you know what? The condom’s sound is straightforwardly related to the emotional level of the users. Hey, don’t worry; the condom is electric shock-proof. They are trying to improve the sound quality so that everyone at your home gets an idea that you are busy making love to your beloved.15.

15. Internet Friendly Urinal

An interesting device targeted for people who are too busy on the internet, leaving them no time for bathroom breaks. The device is called the Internet Urinal. With the internet becoming such an addiction, you need not go to the bathroom leaving your computer when you are busy gaming or chatting.

16. Scratch ‘n’ sniff MP3 players

These MP3 players have their own smell. The players look like some food and ha=ve the food-like aroma.

Except the smell of chocolate, roses, lemon, strawberry, raspberry or blueberry, it’s a real crappy idea.

17. Ghost detector

I don’t believe an anything like ghosts. But, those who believe here is a ghost detector that was found on eBay. I wonder if such things really happen. Lolz!

It measures ghoulish EMFs, is apparently widely by professional ghost-hunters (now there’s a job that’ll break the ice at parties)

It even comes with instructions for “conducting paranormal investigations”, just like they do in Most Haunted.

18. Bike Chair

What the heck is this? Is it something meant for an alien? Well, some crazy minds have made this piece of furniture out of a bike. The wackiest thing is the bike horn attached to this weird-looking seat. The looks are dreadful and I am dead sure that it would be itchy too. Is there anyone out here who can throw this silly seat into the junkyard?

19. Nose Picker for the Lazy Ones

Hey, what you have to say about this gadget? Seriously not a device for people like me, and I wouldn’t prefer this over my real finger. It may find some use with the people who are quite lazy and often with the laid back kind of personalities. And seriously speaking, it may give a feeling of having somebody else’s finger in your nose. Just think of an innovative idea but not one like this.

20. Das Keyboard: A Keyboard with Blank Keys

This is the weirdest keyboard that I have come across in my life. We usually find keyboards that have weird shapes and sizes, but this is without any printed key letters...!65270